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SNL meme because more interactions in the office may make me snap (and I don't mean the "band" or a queen's retort)

This is easy - just post your favorite off-the-top-of-your-memory lines from SNL

My name is Needleman...I'm an oral surgeon
She earned it the hard way...one quarter at a time
Tar baby! Honkey honkey! (Chase/Pryor)
Hiyaaaaaaaaaa! (Belushi)
Never mind! (Gross)
Jane you ignorant slut (yes I know I'm doing all the classics)
I've got a wife and kids...they need food, drugs...(belushi)
What's wrong with you people? How old are you? Have you ever been on a date with a woman? (Shatner)
Hey Sluggo!
Do them till your soregasms (Tim Kawasinski or something like that)
Do you love me? (Mango) (see also all bad-monkey skits)
I'm...and you're not...
The rain in Maine is mostly acid rain...and what do they do? Com-plain, complain...
(Jessie Jackson reading Dr. Suess in memoram)

(mine are all pretty much before Farely / Sandler)
(except that Sandler-Suaze dirty-dance-off skit, that was awesome)

Edit - yoinked a great internet social paradox article from perisomething8
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/04/alttext_0423

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"C-I-L-L, my landlord..."
-- Eddie Murphy, Mr. Robinson's neighborhood skit.
"I'm Gumby, dammit!" -- Eddie Murphy, umm, Gumby, dammit.

and, of course,

"candygram. ... land shark."

Both are excellent!

OH OH OH wait, that reminds me
"That aint loud. This is loud (tweeeeet)"
(Mr. T)"Boys and girls - the word for today is PAIN.

Mr. T's Bloody Mary Mix. Buy it, or I'll kill you. (the one and only, Mr. T)