Just had to answer "waistline" to give mad props (or whatever the mot du moment is that means "acknowledgment and respect, citizen!") for the One Night in Bangkok reference. I do occasionally find myself performing what I like to think of as subconscious "health checks" when I'm alone and watching TV. Smell check? Never. I smell like snow and clean leather everywhere, at all times.
Related topic ... I'm sure you're aware of the (disputed, hilarious) etymology of "testify." This just reminded me of that. Hope you don't break out in "dick joke" giggles the next time you're in front of a robe and bench and have to say testify or testimony.
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Related topic ... I'm sure you're aware of the (disputed, hilarious) etymology of "testify." This just reminded me of that. Hope you don't break out in "dick joke" giggles the next time you're in front of a robe and bench and have to say testify or testimony.
All the world's a stage with an audience hungry for dick jokes