I worry about making jokes like that for fear of someone who doesn't know my swirl-cone sexual orientation (in theory at least) may either a) agree with homophobic references for the wrong (hostile) reasons, or b) think "Oh, what a phobic creep. I hate it when frat boys say shit like that."

I am getting stronger - not sure what it looks like, but _I_ think I'm absurdly hot. But...I'm not sure I'd like me this muscley. Would I be hot after someone with my shape, or in reality when I'm not stroking the mirror do I prefer a partner who has a degree of separation between neck and shoulders?

Someone who has firearms and drinks a lot will eventually come to a conclusion that will solve any problem - that's what they say in Vir-gin-ee-ay! Rats? Rats! Blamidy blam blam blammity blam blam! I'm trying to watch squidbillies!