Don't worry, you can join my boy at Hooters. He hates musicals. And what's worse? He specifically despises Bernadette Peters! *sigh*

Meanwhile, it is, technically a musical. But it is not exactly what you might be thinking about with state fairs and big dance routines where everyone is happy and knows their dance steps. It's gory. And dark. And kinda spooky. And there are songs about things like baking people into meat pies.