But what about mirth and masturbation? Mr. Hand can look pretty scary in dead makeup. ....eek, I'm being fondled by a Corpse's Hand, and its Attached to Me! I'm repulsed, yet aroused at the same time. Curse you Undead Right Hand. ....Living Left Hand is jealous now. ....perhaps he can hold the baggage whilst Corpse Hand does its Unnatural Thing......