I've never had a hickey. In college, my boyfriend always wanted to give me one. At one point, I considered relenting in my protestations and letting him suck on my inner thigh for a while, but ultimately held firm in my conviction that having a hickey - visible or not - would somehow ruin me.

I was sexless in high school, so while everyone else was getting covered in hickeys, I was simply sitting back and being judgmental and/or jealous.