Taxpayers fund a gay bomb (slightly mistated as it was in the article, really a "so horny any hole will do" bomb)
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I wanna build for you a GAY BOMB!
I wanna build for you a GAY BOMB!
I wanna build for you a GAY BOMB!
GAY BOMB!
GAY BOMB!
WOOOOOOOOOOW!
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