>I limp faster than most people walk, sad but true.

I was in a walking cast a few years ago and I was still passing most people on the street - it was pretty funny. I even walked across the Brooklyn bridge with some friends and their friends, and when I called for a rest and one of them complained at me with "What?! You have a broken leg or something?!" and I got to pull up my jeans' leg and watch their jaw drop and they started to stutter apologies. Pretty damn funny.