Being 5'1" and spending my childhood as the neighborhood bully target has necessitated much cultivation of the pimp hand. Even now, the pimp hand gets used a lot, because people ALWAYS make the mistake of assuming I'm either much younger and dumber than I am, interested in "getting freaky" with them, or both. There was nothing like the time I told some redneck who made fun of my hair that "I (could) be blonde again in 15 minutes, but you're stuck with that sad little penis for life," or the time an asshole ex-cop in one of my JHU classes tried to commiserate with me over bad paper grades only to find out I got an A.