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[vicarz]

Ever get to work and realize "I forgot to masturbate!"

Fucking entertain me! I fail to be entertained! I'm working sure, but I want something fighting for my attention! When you're down, it's a long way up. When you're up, it's a long way down.

Like this: Aging octopus finds love at last!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=8&u=/ap/20040513/ap_on_sc/octopus_love

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[nixieq.livejournal.com]

that is by far the sweetest thing i've read in a while. best line: "Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1's siphon. 'We really were not sure he had it in him'..."

*snicker*