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I know it was a beautiful weekend, and that people don't know how craptacular my life has been lately. Still, I feel a little pang of anger each time someone asks me how my weekend was. Everything was back to normal physically - went to the gym rah rah for minor leg and ab work, but now I have a swelling on my left wrist.

Obviously I am allergic to masturbation. Why did my tongue start? I'm very flexible. Hairy palms are next.
Joke #2 - you know, if a part of my body is going to swell and be twice to four times as large as normal, I should at least to be able to pick it! "A generous swelling of pride..." I'm serious - I've seen a lot of cable tv as of late, and it turns out that somehow taking a pill once a day to make your genetallia larger is 'natural.'

I'm still a little rusty on the statute of frauds. Contracts exam Friday, Torts on Wed, then CivPro Mon 5/3. Paper turned in.

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Let me know when the last one is over. I will, with great and ceremonious sincerity, buy you a huge ass drink.

-S

Sorry, to hear about the mysterious ick. I'm a little slow on the the sympathy, but I'm just coming out of post wisdom teeth extraction misery myself.

When the time comes for you to rejoin the social world, let me know when you're hitting chiaro-whatsis, and I'll be in the line handing you celebratory drinks

Enzyte! She'll love you for it!

*mwah*
I am glad I at least got to have a little vicar-cuddle. And a bit embarrassed that I didn't even notice the face-swelling until later on. I plead "engineer". But that will serve me well for when people say "I've lot 50 pounds, how could you not notice?!" I can retort with "Dude, I barely noticed when vicar's head swelled up like a watermelon! And aren't you supposed to be losing weight for you, not for me?"

So, how was your weekend? ;)

You really don't need your pride to swell much larger do you?

me

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