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[vicarz]

I have the VD itch. Really.

I have seen and heard a lot of commercials. I see red and pink everywhere. I have money, watch media, and am American. I want love. So, I went shopping. I bought diamonds. I bought roses. I bought cards. I bought chocolate, the expensive kind in a ruffley box. I think I've pretty much done everything.

So where's the love? I am looking for the hot (i.e. tall, blonde, skinny, quiet, dumb) girl I'm supposed to be with. I've got all the stuff - now who do I give it to? It's like, I've paid for the moment, but I don't know when it is. I mean I guess it's 2/14, but what do I do? Where do I go? How do I meet this person I've paid so much for on credit?

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[lilkender.livejournal.com]

I'll happily accept diamonds and chocolate and roses. ;)
Tho I'll warn you I'm the exact opposite of the above definition of "hot".

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[anarcha.livejournal.com]

Yup, me too. Short, brunette, medium weight, loud, smart.

No wonder I hate this holiday.

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

The tall thing is the most confusing. I think I'm supposed to be tall too. Perhaps that's why it's not working.

Stoopid commercials. No I tall. Color no matter. Like I the smart though.

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[lilkender.livejournal.com]

Hey, I found a guy who's 5'7". He's tall enough for me, even if I wear heels. He calls me small (well I wear a large). I guess it's all relative.