I have a drinking problem too - my tea's too goddamn hot! But I want it so... it's tastes so good that I can't help but sip it and scald my lips and the tip of my tongue. It scorches the back of my throat and causes perspiration to form on my brow. I grimace from the burning pain. But no! just one more sip, one tiny little sip to help push back the urge to gulp it down like a man parched by the Saharan sun. Ah, fuck it... I'll go get some ice.

You're a hoot, Jose! I like the way you write too - I always enjoy reading your LJ entries.