I know how I feel about being felt up all night, squee! It’s just that...nothing changed. I look the same. It’s just lil ol me, in a funny outfit. Why didn’t they feel me up last week? If I revealed more skin I’d understand the shift in attention. I'd probably feel as creeped out now. It makes the attention seem so artificial, to be fawned over because my shirt is more ripply than the day before. I’m all about the shallow attention, but getting attention because my clothes are different makes no sense. I’m the same person. I say the same things. I have the SAME BODY!

Steak.

Salisbury steak.

Prime rib.

Cheese steak.

Steak fajita.

Country fried steak.

Filet mignon.

Steak 'Ums.

Same substance, different presentations, different reactions.