"Today I posted in fb that I was shocked nobody wished me a happy birthday. That’s passive-aggressive me, whose birthday is nowhere around this date, just mocking the flood of birthday wishes that come with a fb reminder - I don’t wish people b’day based on a reminder; seems insincere."

Ha! Sneaky. Last year I hid my birthday on Facebook because I didn't want insincere wishes. I got them anyway and people joined in once they'd seen them in their feeds :P