You must have missed my posts about the HORRIBLE EW DATE I had with a lawyer I met on eH. Your ew is among friends. Ew. EWWW. And the guy who lied about his age? My googling had brought up some conflicting information so I asked him his birth year. He hadn't even gotten his story straight. His purported age and birth year didn't match! He sent me a message after that "date" (weirdest bookstore walkaround thing) calling things off and I was going to write back and say, "Is it because you lied about your age?" but didn't. I should have. Jerk.

Oh, well then. Please. Continue.