Though now i'm just sorta me. Which is, of course, disgusting!

Hahah! That's why you're so squeaky clean. To cover up your nefarious true nature. OH! I found a sweatshirt for you! You saying "crossdressing goth biboi" reminded me. I took a picture of it on my phone. Which means nothing because I don't know how to get pictures from my phone to anywhere else. ...